I don’t know anyone who doesn’t love getting mail! And that includes email. Anything’s better than the nEwEsT h0773$7 t!p about enlarging the size of my various organs, after all.
If you have any questions, comments, or random pictures of animals with clever captions, you should definitely send them my way! I may not have the answer to your deepest, soul-searching queries but I’ll still respond, nonetheless.