So I wrote that blog post about my boobs that I was telling you about.
About you forgetting they’re big?
Would you say it was a well rounded post?
Or did your post just go straight for the jug-ular?
… No stop.
Did your readers find the post palpable?
Um no that’s not even
Or did you just milk it for all it was worth?
Um gross please stop
Well fine, but I expect to be kept abreast of the situation.
I hate you so much.